Jokes can help heal. Use these and other jokes to bring smiles to the staff and patients/residents you work with.
What did God say to the man on the moon? Kneel Armstrong! (a.k.a. ""Neil Armstrong!)
Where did the little king keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why don't ducks carry spare change? They all have "bills".
Why did the one handed man cross the road?? ANSWER: cause the second hand store was across the street.
Why did the turtle cross the street? ANSWER: To get to the Shell station!!
A sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. They go up to the bartender and say, "Bartender, get us each a beer!" The bartender turns to them and says, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here."
Why is a bad joke like a poor pencil? Because it has no point.
What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk
Where do baby cows eat? The calf-eteria
What is it called when a person sings in the shower? Answer: A SOAP OPERA!!!
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